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uh oh! u kno how I do! Mizz Freek-a-leek #1

With the lace thongs and the work of my tongue
Beautiful eyes - phat ass - I got you sprung!

If you're gonna kiss me don't make it sassy, use some tongue and make it nasty!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue, so open your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Sex is good, sex is fine
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Cause everyone loves getting laid

Boxers aren't the best thing on earth, but they're next to it.

It's not the length; it's not the size
It's how many times you can make it rise

Good girls are made of sugar and spice
But I'm a bad girl, made of whipped cream and ice
I'm sexy; you're fine
You be the six and I'll be the nine

Please tell your pants that it's not polite to point!

Sex is like Pringles, "Once you pop the fun don't stop!"

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?